Allergisk mot alkohol?

“Hey “Jim”, do you want a beer?”

I think to myself,”Here is my chance to ask.” He again politely responds the same way he did before,

“No thanks man, I’m allergic?”

Well, here goes nothing. I look over at him and ask exactly what I had been thinking for the last 40 minutes,

“So what happened the first time you had a beer? Did you break out in hives or have a bad allergic reaction?”

He turned towards me with a dead-pan, matter-of-factly kind of look and said,

“Yeah, something like that. Whenever I drink I start seeing men in blue and I break out in handcuffs.”`

(via joeschmidt)

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